Occasionally I remember that sleep isn't this luxury that people indulge in when they've nothing better to do. It actually is necessary once in a while.
Crash time.
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Why You Should Care About This Blog (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Enjoy the Read)
- TurboNed
- I'm a former student at LeTourneau University, an institution dedicated to pioneering the art of creating hard-to-spell names for alum to put on their license plate frames. I enjoy being someone who is difficult to understand. I very much like being a bright and cheery person - especially for those people who seem to think that today is just another day to be endured. One might even say that I can take a form of perverse pleasure out of this form of torture. The best part is the sweatshirts, though. I love the bright colors, the soft and fuzzy fleeces...it's all part of my plot to make the most depressed person be able to look at me and say, "Please die."
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1 comment:
Ah, OK... here's what I was trying to remember...
Cow: Uh oh, Chicken, look what you just ate!! Sugar frosted coffee flakes! Caffeine enriched!
Chicken: So?
Cow: The ingredients are : Coffee, coffee bean husks, reconstituted coffee grounds, adrenaline, recycled caffeine, and freeze dried coffee filters, extra coffee flavor... OH! And it says here that you will not be able to sleep for 3 days!!"
Chicken: Sleep? Who needs sleep!? I don't need no sleep!!
The other fun quote was : "Mom told me never to talk to strangers, and you're pretty strange." I say again, just because it bears repeating. Especially in this context. (-:
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