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Why You Should Care About This Blog (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Enjoy the Read)
- TurboNed
- I'm a former student at LeTourneau University, an institution dedicated to pioneering the art of creating hard-to-spell names for alum to put on their license plate frames. I enjoy being someone who is difficult to understand. I very much like being a bright and cheery person - especially for those people who seem to think that today is just another day to be endured. One might even say that I can take a form of perverse pleasure out of this form of torture. The best part is the sweatshirts, though. I love the bright colors, the soft and fuzzy fleeces...it's all part of my plot to make the most depressed person be able to look at me and say, "Please die."
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2 comments:
I lived once right behind a supermarket called "Farmer Jack". It had been an abandoned shopping center until they came in. During their Grand Opening, they played a modified version of "Old McDonald" on speakers in and outside the store - looped, 24-7. You know that part in the "Jaynestown" episode of Firefly when Simon says "This must be what going mad feels like!"? Yeah...
We have an inflatable Santa Claus that stands up about 4 feet high when blown up. An indoor-only thing. We did not intentionally acquire it - won it in a white elephant gift exchange last year. The girls LOVE him. And the hum of the motor keeping him blown up is enough to drive a person stark raving mad. Yeah, I can identify. (-:
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