Wistful Thinking

Friday, March 05, 2010

Tomorrow's the big day, or so I hear. But I think I like the idea of a holiday named Tomorrowday regardless.

TurboNed: I'm a former student at LeTourneau University, an institution dedicated to pioneering the art of creating hard-to-spell names for alum to put on their license plate frames. I enjoy being someone who is difficult to understand. I very much like being a bright and cheery person - especially for those people who seem to think that today is just another day to be endured. One might even say that I can take a form of perverse pleasure out of this form of torture. The best part is the sweatshirts, though. I love the bright colors, the soft and fuzzy fleeces...it's all part of my plot to make the most depressed person be able to look at me and say, "Please die."

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