Best Screensaver Ever

I support Spirex as the best screensaver I've ever installed. It's the only screensaver I've found that I prefer to Blank Screen.

Some Simple Rules on How to Not Annoy Me (Part 2)

Be consistent with the titling and numbering of a series that you do (ie: "Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi" is bad. "A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi" is good.)

Also, don't split infinitives.

Find the hidden jokes, win self-satisfaction for an hour.